Step 1: Invent strawman about how the cruel world is mocking you for using the wrong food products whereas absolutely nobody actually cares. Step 2: Write arti

Step 1: Invent strawman about how the cruel world is mocking you for using the wrong food products whereas absolutely nobody actually cares. Step 2: Write article demonstrating your deep bravery in using commercial food products that huge numbers of people use. What a real life super hero. I hope one day I will have the emotional fortitude and depth of character to open a jar of garlic.