You opened up a jar of object-oriented programming to make your stir fry and your roommate sneered that you hadn't used functional programming. After doing some

You opened up a jar of object-oriented programming to make your stir fry and your roommate sneered that you hadn't used functional programming. After doing some reading online you come to the conclusion that real programmers don't use object-oriented programming, they only use fresh, all-natural functions and monads! Every human endeavor, even the supposedly logical ones, have their idiosyncrasies.