Judging by the amount of gaslighting and flippant remarks in this thread, we're also going to need a wide angle shot of Tim Cook himself dispensing the thermal

Judging by the amount of gaslighting and flippant remarks in this thread, we're also going to need a wide angle shot of Tim Cook himself dispensing the thermal paste syringe, while wearing his Apple badge and holding up another form of government-issued ID and that morning's newspaper.