Yeah but in SF there's enough every 9 minutes, and they don't make such great wages, get real. People should get paid to drive their car to work. It's dangero

Yeah but in SF there's enough every 9 minutes, and they don't make such great wages, get real. People should get paid to drive their car to work. It's dangerous, has high liability for them in case of injury or litigation, and in any case they should be compensated for even driving at all. That's because people like me can only ride bicycles because being such terrible drivers. Unless taking an amount of stimulants niggardly shrinks will never prescribe for the specific task of driving, driving would put many other people at risk and lead to an accident a day, whereas on a bike the maximum death toll is myself. And I suck up the accident with my adrenaline, my body, and the bike frame. Injury without guilt.