Scrum is to the Catholic Church what Agile is to Christianity. It's rigid, hierarchical, proscriptive and weirdly bureaucratic. If you follow all the rules the

Scrum is to the Catholic Church what Agile is to Christianity. It's rigid, hierarchical, proscriptive and weirdly bureaucratic. If you follow all the rules they promise you'll end up in a better place. If you dont, it's because you didnt follow the rules precisely enough. They both believe in all the same sort of wishy washy stuff though.