Climate change is causing droughts, so we'll burn coal to run a desalination plant, so that we keep growing alfalfa for the meat industry. Which will obviously

Climate change is causing droughts, so we'll burn coal to run a desalination plant, so that we keep growing alfalfa for the meat industry. Which will obviously accelerate the climate change, but that's the next generations problem. We just need to get through this election cycle without forcing any unpleasant lifestyle changes.