Historians have recently uncovered documents from the long ago 21st century dark ages concerning the mysterious time of "The Barmaid Rebellion". Among beer cans

Historians have recently uncovered documents from the long ago 21st century dark ages concerning the mysterious time of "The Barmaid Rebellion". Among beer cans and fast food wrappers was found a napkin fragment believed to be in Rep. Boeberts lipstick with the words "The Clinton Dipsy Doodle - plans for a New America". Also found were many long thin shards of potato and paper fragments with the faded letters "Mc Don.... Big Ma..." It is believed that "Mc Don" was the name of their religious sects god. And "Dipsy Doodle" is an ancient African tribal curse to send their goddess Ella Fitzgerald to smite their enemies... The Dipsy Doodle's the thing to beware The Dipsy Doodle will get in your hair And if it gets you, it couldn't be worse The things you say will come out in reverse…