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Eastern Europeans have some of the best insults, too. Hungarian has "A horse's dick in your ass." (Lófasz a seggedbe.) I believe it is the Serbs who use "May t

by cs137 4y ago

Eastern Europeans have some of the best insults, too. Hungarian has "A horse's dick in your ass." (Lófasz a seggedbe.) I believe it is the Serbs who use "May the Pope fuck your 18th-great-grandmother." (How the Pope shall choose which one of the insultee's 524,288 candidate ancestors, that's not clear.) The famous "Go fuck yourself" directed at the Russian warship by the Ukrainians translates, literally, even better: иди нахуй (idi nahui) = "go to dick".

walrus01 4y ago
there's a Farsi language insult that only women use towards another woman, translates as flat cunt the flat part is very important and makes it even more aggressive. literally, kos chapat the chapat is the same farsi original root word as you'd find in urdu and hindi for a chapati (the flat bread) or anything else that is flat.
Rebelgecko 4y ago
Perhaps the Serbian insult is also an accusation that one's family tree is extremely inbred?
mdp2021 4y ago
> How the Pope shall choose which one of the insultee's [...] 18th-great-grandmother Interesting question, and I could immediately propose: -- that the subject ancestor availability on earth is considered a possibility, as they may be implicitly supposed to procreate at first biological occasion; -- that the identity of said ancestor must crawl the female side of the chain, as "mater semper certa, pater numquam", especially supposedly in the case of the insultee.
Tenoke 4y ago
It's really more 'go on dick'.
- checkyoursudo 4y ago
  Prepositions are fickle. For example, in Swedish you can learn just 'på' and be fine in 90% of situations. :)
- d1sxeyes 4y ago
  Yes, хуй can also be used with в instead of на, so the ‘on’ is better than ‘to’. However, we could combine the two to be even more accurate and imply the motion: ‘go onto dick’. We can also improve the translation by adding an article: ‘go onto a dick’. Alternatively, we can make a slightly more idiomatic translation by fiddling a bit with the verb: “get on a dick” is my favourite version of this, conveying the meaning well without sacrificing too much accuracy.
b112 4y ago
How the Pope shall choose which one of the insultee's 524,288 candidate ancestors, that's not clear. You make a lot of assumptions about some people's family trees. What if the 17th grandmother is also your 16th grandmother on the other side? Eg, small village, grandmother has 6 daughters, they have 6 daughters, out of the 36 daughters 20 could be lineage grandmothers. In fact, the further back you go, the greater chance of overlap. (Note: growing up in a small town has no bearing on me thinking of this! None!)
bergenty 4y ago
I think India does it better— “Go suck/fuck your mom’s/sister’s dick” is about as good as it gets. Or “your asshole is a fountain” is even better.
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by cs137 4y ago

walrus01 4y ago

there's a Farsi language insult that only women use towards another woman, translates as flat cunt the flat part is very important and makes it even more aggressive. literally, kos chapat the chapat is the same farsi original root word as you'd find in urdu and hindi for a chapati (the flat bread) or anything else that is flat.

Rebelgecko 4y ago

Perhaps the Serbian insult is also an accusation that one's family tree is extremely inbred?

mdp2021 4y ago

> How the Pope shall choose which one of the insultee's [...] 18th-great-grandmother Interesting question, and I could immediately propose: -- that the subject ancestor availability on earth is considered a possibility, as they may be implicitly supposed to procreate at first biological occasion; -- that the identity of said ancestor must crawl the female side of the chain, as "mater semper certa, pater numquam", especially supposedly in the case of the insultee.

Tenoke 4y ago

It's really more 'go on dick'.

checkyoursudo 4y ago
Prepositions are fickle. For example, in Swedish you can learn just 'på' and be fine in 90% of situations. :)
d1sxeyes 4y ago
Yes, хуй can also be used with в instead of на, so the ‘on’ is better than ‘to’. However, we could combine the two to be even more accurate and imply the motion: ‘go onto dick’. We can also improve the translation by adding an article: ‘go onto a dick’. Alternatively, we can make a slightly more idiomatic translation by fiddling a bit with the verb: “get on a dick” is my favourite version of this, conveying the meaning well without sacrificing too much accuracy.

b112 4y ago

How the Pope shall choose which one of the insultee's 524,288 candidate ancestors, that's not clear. You make a lot of assumptions about some people's family trees. What if the 17th grandmother is also your 16th grandmother on the other side? Eg, small village, grandmother has 6 daughters, they have 6 daughters, out of the 36 daughters 20 could be lineage grandmothers. In fact, the further back you go, the greater chance of overlap. (Note: growing up in a small town has no bearing on me thinking of this! None!)

bergenty 4y ago

I think India does it better— “Go suck/fuck your mom’s/sister’s dick” is about as good as it gets. Or “your asshole is a fountain” is even better.

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