> Real writers have day jobs. Alternatively, if I care what you have to say, you're probably not a professional writer. Maybe there's a better way to do it tha

> Real writers have day jobs. Alternatively, if I care what you have to say, you're probably not a professional writer. Maybe there's a better way to do it than we've seen so far, but I have yet to watch someone go that route without overhyping every little thing, stretching the truth, and then outright making stuff up.