What if I bought a Tacoma (I briefly considered a Colorado but didn't feel a GM product was befitting of someone of my income and good taste) instead of a half-

What if I bought a Tacoma (I briefly considered a Colorado but didn't feel a GM product was befitting of someone of my income and good taste) instead of a half-ton because I think full-size trucks are for backwards hicks who need to compensate for something and I don't like projecting that image are exempt? Am I exempt? (This comment is satire but it should hit annoyingly close to home for a subset of readers.)