Borges, Umberto Eco, Thomas Pynchon, and Danilo Kiš would be proud; what else is the world's historical narrative but an edit war? Such a fantastical lie wrapp

Borges, Umberto Eco, Thomas Pynchon, and Danilo Kiš would be proud; what else is the world's historical narrative but an edit war? Such a fantastical lie wrapped around such utter banality; surely this will warrant her own Wikipedia article.