This reminds me of alt.sex.stories with disclaimers like "all events in this erotic story take place on a planet where 1 year in the story = 100 earth years." S

This reminds me of alt.sex.stories with disclaimers like "all events in this erotic story take place on a planet where 1 year in the story = 100 earth years." So the step-dad in the story is merely hanging out with a 1,700-year-old babysitter thus it's not lewd at all.