Congratulations, you've discovered p-hacking. I said "almost certain". What you did is taken a database of someone who made millions of comparisons, such that

Congratulations, you've discovered p-hacking. I said "almost certain". What you did is taken a database of someone who made millions of comparisons, such that coincidences that are very unlikely to occur happen via pure coincidence. Additionally, I said "enough of a sample size". Given that the analysis you're talking about was over 11 pairs of points, that doesn't even qualify as very unlikely.