Very convincing methodology. Ask people on subreddit and LinkedIn a question. Then write another article based on 'I swear, dude'. Link it as a source for this

Very convincing methodology. Ask people on subreddit and LinkedIn a question. Then write another article based on 'I swear, dude'. Link it as a source for this 'article'. Write the rest of the 'article' by imagining what the world has to be like, given your poll is a source of truth. Follows my favourite format of 'journalism', where there is some arbitrarily chosen data source, followed up by series of 'interviews' mixed into one single 'story'. I'd expect nothing less from a management and HR expert in marketing. Hopefully we can see some ornithomancy next!