Pretty much everything that was dull and bland in my youth now has a rich fan culture. Kids today don’t know how good they’ve got it. If only they had the gump

Pretty much everything that was dull and bland in my youth now has a rich fan culture. Kids today don’t know how good they’ve got it. If only they had the gumption to time travel and get cushy BoomerJobs instead of gig-economy nightmare labor under tight quotas and constant surveillance, they'd even have the time and money to enjoy it.