Ah, always nice (though rare) to meet a fellow member of my species, Homo Economicus. You aren't female perchance? You don't have to answer that, I already know

Ah, always nice (though rare) to meet a fellow member of my species, Homo Economicus. You aren't female perchance? You don't have to answer that, I already know. You specified size in ounces, why not metric? I'd read up on that a bit and if you don't lose all hope after that, come back and we can talk about the rest.