This is satire, right? Or at least, a mockery of a silly comment? How does this get its own submission? None of the things the author describes are intuitive.

This is satire, right? Or at least, a mockery of a silly comment? How does this get its own submission? None of the things the author describes are intuitive. I think Ubuntu and/or Pop_OS had a great thing where you can hold the Super/Win button and see a guide for which buttons do what. This is for keyboard not mouse, but the idea is the same. I can understand frustration at non-power-users taking away gestures, but come on.