I wrote this a while back - you might enjoy it: It has come to my attention recently that the abortion of unwanted fetuses is likely to become illegal in large

I wrote this a while back - you might enjoy it: It has come to my attention recently that the abortion of unwanted fetuses is likely to become illegal in large parts of the United States. Fortunately, there is another alternative, which I am sure members of the Republican Party will hearty approve of. Have the unwanted baby. Shortly after birth, drive to the middle of nowhere. Place the baby on the ground, naked, look at it sternly, and say "Listen here, you whining little brat! You think I'm just going to support you for 18 years because I'm some sort of bleeding heart liberal? You got another thing coming you stupid welfare queen! This ain't socialist Europe! There ain't no leftist safety net here! You're just going to have to pull yourself up by your bootstraps!" Then just leave it there, crying itself to death.:)