I wanted to say jump instructions at first, but gotos are more hated and considered harmful in these quarters. You hide the details but you never forget they’

I wanted to say jump instructions at first, but gotos are more hated and considered harmful in these quarters. You hide the details but you never forget they’re there, lest they spoil and start smelling really bad. (Also, apparently the MOV instruction on amd64 gives you Turing completeness as proved by that crazy compiler, so gotos may be made of MOVs sometimes, but meh)