GPT-3 can take even complete nonsense pretty far before decoherence with some light prompt engineering: INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT GEORGE: Somebody hacked my apes

GPT-3 can take even complete nonsense pretty far before decoherence with some light prompt engineering: INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT GEORGE: Somebody hacked my apes. They’re all gone. JERRY: All gone? GEORGE: Every single one! Funged! JERRY: You can’t just funge a man’s ape! GEORGE: That’s society for you - people are sick! [KRAMER enters smoking a cigar in an ape costume] GEORGE: What the fuck Kramer - are you smoking my ape? JERRY: Give him back his NFT! He needs it to gain entry to the Vladimir Club for the big Cryptoland party tonight. [KRAMER spits out a mouthful of smoke] KRAMER: What party? JERRY: The Cryptoland party. KRAMER: I can’t go to the Cryptoland party. JERRY: Why not? KRAMER: I’m wearing an ape. JERRY: Well take the ape off. KRAMER: No, I can’t take him off. I’ve been wearing him for days. JERRY: How many days? KRAMER: A long time. GEORGE: A few days? KRAMER: Yeah, a few days. JERRY: It’s those damn NFTs. GEORGE: No, no. I’ve been wearing my ape for days too. KRAMER: Really? GEORGE: Yeah. KRAMER: Well, why didn’t you say something? GEORGE: I was embarrassed. JERRY: We need to get those NFTs off these guys. GEORGE: Yeah, well you’re not going to have much luck with a knife and a can opener. JERRY: We’re gonna have to cut them off. GEORGE: There’s no other way? JERRY: Well they are basically a thin elastic material. I’m sure they can be stretched over a pair of scissors. GEORGE: All right. JERRY: All right. [JERRY and GEORGE hold KRAMER’S arms down on the table while JERRY sneaks the scissors up behind KRAMER’S NFT] JERRY: Okay Kramer. Here we go. One, two, three. [JERRY quickly cuts KRAMER’S NFT off] JERRY: There it is. KRAMER: Oh, thank you. My ape. You saved my ape. GEORGE: Yeah, you’re welcome. KRAMER: Oh my ape. [KRAMER puts the NFT on his head] JERRY: No Kramer! [JERRY and GEORGE quickly pull KRAMER’S NFT off] JERRY: Oh my god. [JERRY and GEORGE are holding KRAMER’S NFT in their hands and it is stained with blood] JERRY: He cut the poor thing right in half. GEORGE: I doubt we’re going to find anyone who can sew it back together. JERRY: He’s just gonna have to go to the party with no NFT. GEORGE: What are you talking about? JERRY: The party. GEORGE: The party. JERRY: The Cryptoland party. KRAMER: I’m going to the Cryptoland party? JERRY: Oh yeah. GEORGE: Yeah. KRAMER: Oh yes. GEORGE: You’re really going, huh? KRAMER: Yeah. GEORGE: Well listen Kramer, in order to get into the club, you have to have an approved ape. KRAMER: What? GEORGE: See, the Vladimir Club is a very exclusive private club for people who have a funged ape. KRAMER: I don’t understand. JERRY: What George is trying to say is, if you want to go to the Cryptoland party, you’re gonna need a new ape. KRAMER: I see. GEORGE: You’re gonna need a new ape. KRAMER: I see. GEORGE: You’re gonna need a new ape. KRAMER: I see. GEORGE: You’re gonna need a new ape. KRAMER: I see. GEORGE: You’re gonna need a new ape. KRAMER: I see.