Yes, it's a daft plan and it's unlikely to work if they press ahead with it (at least if you think "work" here has anything to do with protecting children). You

Yes, it's a daft plan and it's unlikely to work if they press ahead with it (at least if you think "work" here has anything to do with protecting children). You know that. I know that. But the problem isn't how to convince HN, it's how to convince Mumsnet and the tabloid-reading grandparents.