I've never heard of Crypto Fireside before, and reading this, I found myself subject to Poe's Law. I kept thinking, "this must be satire, and I should laugh bec

I've never heard of Crypto Fireside before, and reading this, I found myself subject to Poe's Law. I kept thinking, "this must be satire, and I should laugh because it's pretty funny....but... is it satire? Or is this actually what happened? I don't even know anymore." Imagine my relief when I got to the end confirming it's satire. Whew.