Does the article even have a salient point worth discussing in relation to its clickbait title? I think I can sum up the entire article with just the sentence "

Does the article even have a salient point worth discussing in relation to its clickbait title? I think I can sum up the entire article with just the sentence "a tangle of footprints near Hazebruh (because this is England) has been dated 850,000–950,000 years ago". It certainly doesn't answer the question in a more succinct way than the OP did.