"I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!" - Monty Python, Monty Pyt

"I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!" - Monty Python, Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Screenplay