Without jokes, build a successful religion with the haiku in focus. But it probably won't survive in its exact form over this time. Lots of physical artifacts

Without jokes, build a successful religion with the haiku in focus. But it probably won't survive in its exact form over this time. Lots of physical artifacts with the haiku engraved distributed over the world should provide error correction. You also need to keep the language of the haiku intact. Provide a superb language specification like Pāṇini did for Sanskrit. Making it a sacred language like Arabic in Islam seems to add some kind of longevity. Or piggy-back on some similar endeavour and inject your haiku.