Coinbase recently offered a bond that paid 3.3750% interest. As long as they don't default on their payments, that will have objective returns outside of any ma

Coinbase recently offered a bond that paid 3.3750% interest. As long as they don't default on their payments, that will have objective returns outside of any market forces and greater fools. The price you can sell it for fluctuates but is immaterial if you hold it to maturity. Of course, it's very unlikely that anybody in this thread bought them because in reality we are looking for gains correlated to hype/market performance/inflation/interest.