"Go into a Wal-Mart or Target or Staples and find someone to help you locate and choose a product." I honestly have no problem flagging down a redshirt for hel

"Go into a Wal-Mart or Target or Staples and find someone to help you locate and choose a product." I honestly have no problem flagging down a redshirt for help at Target. They're everywhere with their Secret Service headsets and automated customer service PA system. Wal-mart, OTOH... well, there's a reason why I haven't gone there in almost 5 years, and the cockroaches crawling on the stock pallets and in the grocery aisles are but one.