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Windows 11 beer - An innovative new taste that reminds some of iOS beer when mixed with Windows XP beer. This deafening non-distinctiveness will earn it a pla
by zhte415 4y ago
Windows 11 beer -
An innovative new taste that reminds some of iOS beer when mixed with Windows XP beer. This deafening non-distinctiveness will earn it a place in history as an exemplifier of late 2010s style. It comes in a 64 oz can which, following earlier experiments with square containers, is round again, in fact all corners have been completely removed with only one edge remaining. This 64oz can can contain unlimited numbers of other 8, 16, 32 and 64 oz cans of other beers, and the label comes in all languages except for some markets where it doesn't. In the interests of your safe drinking and continued loyalty to the beer, the can will stop you drinking from it just when you really want to while refilling itself with what you hope is not another flavour.
- Night_Thastus 4y agoYou really wonder why they bothered calling this an "all new beer" when it's really essentially the same beer as their last one, just with slightly better looking label and can. It still has those weird aftertastes and smells in it that you swear were from the Windows95Beer and DOSBeer.