The "if you don't care part" was meant more as "you're being a dick but I know you'll keep being one anyway, so use this instead to not offend anyone", but the

The "if you don't care part" was meant more as "you're being a dick but I know you'll keep being one anyway, so use this instead to not offend anyone", but the first option works better in a comment. I usually don't like provoking people like that, but I really don't understand the downvotes here.