Yeah, like that would work. My parents weren’t completely unreasonable about bedtimes but did require us to go to bed by something like 10 or 11PM so we didn’t

Yeah, like that would work. My parents weren’t completely unreasonable about bedtimes but did require us to go to bed by something like 10 or 11PM so we didn’t keep them up all night with our noise. I would then lie in bed staring at the ceiling until I fell asleep at 2AM. Nothing I was able to do would help me fall asleep sooner. Then I’d just barely wake up at 6AM and drag my ass into the shower. I’d basically sleep through first and second hour. Our lunch started at something ridiculous like 10AM. My body couldn’t make heads or tails of it and my circadian rhythms were totally fucked for the next 4 to 8 years. Luckily I have a sane job now and haven’t set an alarm in about 20 years.