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The full whitepaper for this ... ahem ... innovative new stable coin can be found here [0]. [0]: https://drive.proton.me/urls/1RFB88C5CM#pBGuJ3EoFJAD https://d
by matthewsinclair 4y ago
The full whitepaper for this ... ahem ... innovative new stable coin can be found here [0].
[0]: https://drive.proton.me/urls/1RFB88C5CM#pBGuJ3EoFJAD https://drive.proton.me/urls/1RFB88C5CM#pBGuJ3EoFJAD
- lopatin 4y ago3.2 Proof of Stability ... Proof: Left as an exercise
- heliodor 4y agoA few lines above it says their mathematicians proved the theorem.
- pphysch 4y agoAnd I just proved P=NP while sitting on the toilet
- DonHopkins 4y agoI just proved #2 > #1 while sitting on the toilet.
- ccrush 4y agoPoop != No Poop. I have proven this on the toilet many times. Sorry.
- ntoskrnl 4y agoYour funds are safe. I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain.
- likecarter 4y agoI don’t understand how the equation has anything to do with stability, nor finance. They also didn’t define the terms. Is this supposed to be a joke? Can someone explain?
- jcalvinowens 4y agoYes, it's satire
- ntoskrnl 4y agoIt's satire. ZeroStableCoin, the coin that is stable at zero.
- zerostablecoin 4y agoWhy yes we can. The visionary pioneer of stablecoins (and occasional mathematician) Cauchy came up with a theorem to determine if the path you take with your investments in fact adds up to zero. We do not just hope that our coin has a stable value. We constantly check contours of complex functions to ensure your investment remains at zero at all times.
- madvoid 4y agoI love that the whitepaper doesn't actually have any white pages...