This is one reason I refuse to go back to on-site work. I've got one of Unicomp's New Model M keyboards. Lovely piece of equipment, but if I didn't know better

This is one reason I refuse to go back to on-site work. I've got one of Unicomp's New Model M keyboards. Lovely piece of equipment, but if I didn't know better I could swear it had actually been manufactured by the Kalashnikov Concern in Russia because it can get that loud when I'm in the zone. You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.