WordPress standard seems WAY too complicated as I'm not looking for any abilities to post anything. Generally looking for stuff with LESS plugins/bells/whistle

WordPress standard seems WAY too complicated as I'm not looking for any abilities to post anything. Generally looking for stuff with LESS plugins/bells/whistles. The intended audience is a sort of "never mind elevator pitches on napkins, we need elevator pitches the size of business cards" group so ... the fewer distracting elements on the landing page-type website, the better. Thank you anyway for the suggestion, though.