I will google it for you if you don't remember the syntax. You might as well just stand behind them and breath down their neck for added effect. Seriously, th

I will google it for you if you don't remember the syntax. You might as well just stand behind them and breath down their neck for added effect. Seriously, that's way too claustrophobic, and not to mention a huge practical annoyance -- for the added latency of having to ask you to google stuff for them and then give you the result somehow, instead of just letting them do it themselves, when all they want to do is get past this trite exercise and start having a real conversation.