A more horrific and offensive version of the joke, which I actually saw recently as output from fortune [1], adds a part about the contour integral of the whole

A more horrific and offensive version of the joke, which I actually saw recently as output from fortune [1], adds a part about the contour integral of the whole of Europe still being zero because the Poles are removable. [1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_(Unix) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_(Unix)