Imagine that you had come up with a delightfully clever way to break pointer authentication using wacky speculative execution side-channel shenanigans. Wouldn't

Imagine that you had come up with a delightfully clever way to break pointer authentication using wacky speculative execution side-channel shenanigans. Wouldn't you be proud? Wouldn't you want to give it a cute name and an explanatory web site and a picture of Pac-man in a Venn diagram? I sure would.