I invite you to send a proposal to NSF, NASA, NIH, or DARPA with arbitrary text ("No one cares about the text as long as it fits the proper mold") and excellent

I invite you to send a proposal to NSF, NASA, NIH, or DARPA with arbitrary text ("No one cares about the text as long as it fits the proper mold") and excellent images. Your proposal will be judged non-compliant and will never even get to the panel. Why write obviously false comments like this?