> I'm leaning toward scripted. This is (allegedly?) a segment from the British documentary series Equinox, from the episode "Malltime": * https://www.imdb.com

> I'm leaning toward scripted. This is (allegedly?) a segment from the British documentary series Equinox, from the episode "Malltime": * https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15434612/ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15434612/ * https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264241/ https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264241/ * https://tftsarchive.gla.ac.uk/vod/maindisplay/?mid=7203&nid=3567 https://tftsarchive.gla.ac.uk/vod/maindisplay/?mid=7203&nid=... * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equinox_(TV_programme) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equinox_(TV_programme) So an actual person it seems.