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That’s an enormous amount of money! I’ve really gotta figure out where I can make friends with these crypto whales so I can be like “Hey would you mind hooking
by braingenious 4y ago
That’s an enormous amount of money! I’ve really gotta figure out where I can make friends with these crypto whales so I can be like “Hey would you mind hooking me up with a fraction of a percent of what you pay yourself in one month?”
- doctor_eval 4y agoYeah - sorry, it won’t work if you say it like that. They want returns! So you gotta offer them. “Invest in my coin and you will get 24% interest per month forever!” Apparently they are smart enough to accumulate masses of money, but not smart enough to understand that you can’t (mathematically) take returns like that indefinitely.
- braingenious 4y agoAlas, my conscience prevents me from starting a scam — no matter how much I feel like I want to sometimes. The best I can do is politely asking for things!
- bufferoverflow 4y agoDo you mean a job? Otherwise, why would they just give you money for free?
- braingenious 4y agoNo, I would not want a crypto job. I mean literally just asking for free stuff. People can be surprisingly generous and the only way to find out is by asking. My rules for Asking For Shit are threefold: 1. Ask nicely — don’t be presumptive or manipulative. 2. Don’t be grumpy about a “No” — Don’t be a dick. 3. Maintain a habit of generosity such that other people feel comfortable Asking You For Shit — Be nice.