Somewhat related, this cracked me up the other day: > Mechanic tells crew what he found: "Tank was out of fuel & broken down as you said. I found a leaking fue

Somewhat related, this cracked me up the other day: > Mechanic tells crew what he found: "Tank was out of fuel & broken down as you said. I found a leaking fuel line, timing belt snapped, puncture in oil reservoir & cracked radiator" "A cracked radiator you say?" interjected one Russian soldier. "Huh. I don't remember doing that."