I was uncomfortably nervous at the local nude beach, where a very large owl was surveying the scene. I couldn’t help but figure that it’d be dead easy to mistak

I was uncomfortably nervous at the local nude beach, where a very large owl was surveying the scene. I couldn’t help but figure that it’d be dead easy to mistake a flaccid penis for a mouse! I rolled over face-down out of a sense of self-preservation.