Step 1: Give everyone many more projects than they can handle Step 2: Make everything asynchronous, so no one starts any bit of work or sub-sub-phase without p

Step 1: Give everyone many more projects than they can handle Step 2: Make everything asynchronous, so no one starts any bit of work or sub-sub-phase without permission/documentation/merge review Step 3: Hold regular status meetings This will make tasks that should take four people sitting in a room six hours to complete take a month or more, every time, guaranteed.