If we're the forerunners, it's our responsibility to leave behind huge and mysterious artifacts containing the secrets of the universe, filled with traps for th

If we're the forerunners, it's our responsibility to leave behind huge and mysterious artifacts containing the secrets of the universe, filled with traps for the unwary. "Figby, get those doom-chompers synchronized with the shooting flames!" "Yes sir!" "And think of something more profound than 'Be nice to other beings and remember to call your mother(s)' for that final secret. Maybe get someone in the art department to help out." It's not easy being the Elder Race, but someone has to do it.