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It's more like, I find a house for sale and I announce that the owner is missing out on the potential value of this house, because I can see termites everywhere
by KVFinn 4y ago
It's more like, I find a house for sale and I announce that the owner is missing out on the potential value of this house, because I can see termites everywhere. I am the termite master. The owner of the house has no idea what they are doing with termites, I announce to the public. I know much more about the termites in that house than they do. They can't even see all the termites I see. What fools! The value I will bring is my termite annihilation skills.
I insist on buying the house. The owner is reluctant to agree. They delay. I continue to insist that I purchase the house immediately. The owner says, hey let's stop and think about this, let's do due diligence and inspections, let's take our time. I say screw you, there is no due diligence allowed, there is no house inspections allowed, you must accept my offer now. NOW. I insist that the house owner has a legal fiduciary responsibility to their family to sell the house, because my offer is above the assessed public value of the house. This house must be sold to me!
They give in to pressure and accept the sale. I sign all the contracts, I waive all the inspections.
"What, the house has termites? What a surprise! I want my money back."
- glofish 4y agoTwo big thumbs up - best explanation! Elon Musk the Termite master ... I LOLd