Well clearly you should just sign up to their hammer cloud pro service and then you'll get your chair hammer and even some more niche hammers like ones for cons

Well clearly you should just sign up to their hammer cloud pro service and then you'll get your chair hammer and even some more niche hammers like ones for constructing bird feeders and knocking bits of sheet metal into place. When you pay your monthly fee, someone will come around to your house with this variety of hammers for different tasks and when you stop paying your monthly fee a different person may come around with just one hammer.