Why so aggressive? What's the problem with the pen? The idea the OP proposes is to use it as a spring board to get a discussion going, I'm sure a pen, a keyboar

Why so aggressive? What's the problem with the pen? The idea the OP proposes is to use it as a spring board to get a discussion going, I'm sure a pen, a keyboard or a interpretive dance would all work for what they're proposing