Somehow people learned I was working on my doctorate and I had several relatives/in-laws start telling me about their chronic symptoms, one time I was just sat

Somehow people learned I was working on my doctorate and I had several relatives/in-laws start telling me about their chronic symptoms, one time I was just sat there patiently at my own wedding dance listening to this guy talk about his droopy balls or whatever for 5 minutes only to inform him I was studying physics. Bunch of clowns the lot of them, maybe they were effin with me.