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When you saw only one set of tracking cookies, it was then that Mark Zuckerberg was carrying you.
by jrochkind1 4y ago
When you saw only one set of tracking cookies, it was then that Mark Zuckerberg was carrying you.
- dylan604 4y agoThis needs to be printed on posters, made into cross stitch, and all of the other various ways people have this hanging in their homes. well played
- navbaker 4y agoI feel like there needs to be a hyper-specific term for when the CEO of a social media company personally directs the ads targeted to you based off what he observes of your behavior by shoulder surfing your internet browsing.
- samstave 4y agoBookFacing
- notpachet 4y agoGod dammit you made me spit out my coffee.
- jeffwask 4y agoBravo
- rattray 4y agoFor others who didn't get the reference, it's a Christian poem called "footprints in the sand": > When you saw only one set of footprints, > It was then that I carried you. https://www.onlythebible.com/Poems/Footprints-in-the-Sand-Poem.html https://www.onlythebible.com/Poems/Footprints-in-the-Sand-Po...
- anotherevan 4y agoWhen you saw only one set of footprints, that's when I bailed because you wouldn't shut up about your keto diet.
- cmrdporcupine 4y agoYou win today's Internet(tm).
- baobob 4y agoIt's curious how gentle the transition for many companies from powerhouse to irrelevance is in the common perception. To realize they're already at the point where intelligent ridicule supplants impassioned critique kinda blows my mind, and as far as I can tell you're not wrong.
- jrochkind1 4y agoHonestly, I just thought Sandberg was laying it on a little thick with "I have never had to turn to Mark, because he was already there." But this is probably my most upvoted HN comment ever, which mostly just makes me ashamed.
- danrocks 4y agoMy father is a pastor, so this story has always been plastered over our house in some kind of painting or other artifact. I'll print one with what you said and send him. He'll probably disown me.