Apple, if you're listening, I've got an idea! First, you need to prove beyond any doubt that the Fire is being sold at a loss. Once you know this, set up some

Apple, if you're listening, I've got an idea! First, you need to prove beyond any doubt that the Fire is being sold at a loss. Once you know this, set up some dummy stores and invest the billions of dollars you have laying around in buying as many as you can. Once you have them, put them all in a compactor. Make sure each one is destroyed without anyone having laid a finger on it. See how long Amazon can sell these things at a loss without making anything from them.