Oracle was one of my favorite places to work ever, I barely did anything at all. Extremely low expectations. Got a raise every year and eventually a promotion t

Oracle was one of my favorite places to work ever, I barely did anything at all. Extremely low expectations. Got a raise every year and eventually a promotion to Staff. Got to go on free trips to different datacenters. Free soda, catered meals on holidays, lots of morale parties. Their products are total shit, but it was sweet where I was!